Fastest Weight Loss…Ever.

Apr 16

An article in today’s Styles section of the NYTimes entitled, “Bridal Hunger Games” has me deeply troubled. In it, a woman forgoes shopping for a new dress in lieu of wearing her grandmother’s teeny tiny wedding dress. The problem is, she’ll have to lose 34 pounds for it to fit.

Instead of exercising and cleaning up her diet, this lazy, attention-seeking bride paid a doctor in Miami to insert a feeding tube through her nose for 10 days, restricting her caloric intake to 800 calories per day. Brilliant message to her kids (yup, she has kids).

I have an even faster, more permanent weight-loss idea: she could just chop off a leg! Each one weighs roughly 30 pounds!

…….um, right.

2 Responses to Fastest Weight Loss…Ever.

  1. Kaylin D says:

    I only want to lose about 8 pounds, so I think I might just cut off my head.

  2. SkoogFit says:

    Ha. Glad the humour is not lost on you, Kaylin! Holler if you need a little inspiration re those 8#!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>